the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
just how i like em
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
my first word was “ball” so I really want my last word to be “sack”
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
when you try your best but your don’t succeed
Don’t look at me you guys!
I am under pressure of unicorns!
i’ve been constantly dropping my books on the way to class so some cute dude can help me pick them up and i’ll be part of a real life teen romantic comedy. except it hasnt happened yet so i just have a bunch of damaged books and low self esteem. thanks a lot, hollywood.
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!